once i was
writing
on a laptop
typing
typing
on and on
suddenly
i found a word
the perfect word
something that would
fit right in
into my story
sure, its not in the dictionary
but its an original word!
look at
the cat in the hat books
there you can find
lots of words!
they don't exist
but they're just there
sitting there
in black and white
okay
not really in black and white
but that's beside the point!
because they're there!
they're words!
words!
original words!
they come out of nowhere but they still sound good!
they're words!
words!
squiggly words!
squishy, wiggly, giggly words!
here is your chance, you flex you fingers
ready to type that original word
take a deep breath
how much money do you get
if you invent an original word?
maybe a million dollars
hey
you could be a word creator!
wait
is there such a job
as a word creator?
snap out of it,
just type your word!
here goes something
here goes fame
better think of the way I should sign my name
ready,
steady,
geady,
wait, what?
geady isn't a word
I could invent it though!
and get 2 million dollars!
okay okay
get the 1st one typed
and-
you type it
yes!
i typed it
my original word!
wait what?
horror of horrors
what
is
that!?
that ugly thing
sitting under my word?
no!
no!
it can't be!
ITS THE RED SQUIGGLY LINE!
no!
no, it's not a misspelling!
it's my new word
and its been rejected
nooo
there goes my original word
the laptop
won't even let me explain!
well
there goes my original word
i won't be famous
i won't be rich
i won't be signing autographs
any time near
no 2 million dollars
not even 1 million
i don't get anything
for my original word
my wiggly
squiggly
original word
